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HUMOR / SATIRE

The Belladonna

“I’m the Secretary of Transportation and you Should Build a DIY Aircraft Instead of Flying Commercial” — (April 8th, 2025)

Points In Case

“Will the Special Water from Your BRITA Make you Feel Loved and Looked After?” — (February 24, 2025)

Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

“The Metals in Your Phone are Definitely Not Cursed like the Stolen Artifacts of Pompeii” — (April 21, 2025)